The Adventures of Baron von Lemon: Page 14
THERE ARE SEVERAL IMPORTANT FACKTS YOU SHOULD KNOW ABOUT "-THICST's
You wouldn't want,him in your Club (He's there.)
You wouldn't take him to a ball game (He's there.)
You wouldn't invite him to a picnic (He shows up.)
1 forget 4!
You'd never take him fishing (but He shows up!)
Why the rascal will even show up in your backyard when you're barbecuing a little saurkraut.
To sum up (even though 1 forgot #4) he's everywhere, causing a scratchy, itching sensation in the throats of Mankind.
2012 September 16