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Crash Orange: Page 27

Speaking Up

IF YOU BELIEVE YOU READ IN THESE STUPID BOOKS, AND WHAT YOU SEE AND HEAR ON T.V. THEN YOU THINK I'M A ROTTON GUY - NOT TRUE! LAST WEEK I DID THE DISHES TWICE! IS THAT A BAD GUY WHO WOULD DO THAT? NO!
SOME OF OUR SO CALLED CIVIC LEADERS HAVE PAINTED A PRETTY BLACK PICTURE OF ME. WELL, THEY BETTER WATCH THEIR STEP$ OR THEY'LL PAINT THEMSELVES INTO A CORNER. HA! HA! HA!
THAT'S ANOTHER THING - PEOPLE SAY "HE MUST BE EVIL, JUST LISTEN TO MIM LAUGH ONCE!" I'D LIKE TO GET MY NICE HANDS ON THOSE PEOPLE FOR A WHALE! I'D TEAR 'EM FROM THEIR LIMBS. THEIR OWN PARENTS WOULDN'T RECOGNIZE THEM FROM EACH OTHER, WHEN I'VE FAMISHED WITH THEM. THOSE WHO WOULD DO ME ILL (MY DEFACTORS) THOSE ARE THE ONES WHO WILL SUBBER A FAME WORST THAN STEATH! MY DOG "DROCK" AND I WILL DRAB THEM THROUGH THIRSTY STREEPS FOR ALL ENORMITY!!

IN CLOTHING LET ME SAY - DON'T JUDGE A DEMON BY HIS STRIPS, AND AS I'VE ALWAYS SAI, TAKE A DEMON INTO YOUR HOME FOR TWO, THREE YEARS ... THEN, IF YOU'RE NOT SATISFIED, IT'S TOO LATE! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!ha! ha! ha! ...........

 

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2012 September 16